it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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