i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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