return my video game
I wish I only lived at night.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
