he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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