Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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