We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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