I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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