I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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