Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
