were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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