why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
how does that bad decision feel?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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