dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Randomize
