hotel room ftw
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He? As in you personified your dick?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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