Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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