At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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