I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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