You're completely useless in the revolution.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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