waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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