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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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