i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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