That's when you crack a 10am beer
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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