I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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