a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just tell him i said nine months
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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