If that was your dad, he is hot
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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