If that was your dad, he is hot
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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