This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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