ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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