hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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