Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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