oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
