that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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