So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we made out on top of his cat.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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