Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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