i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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