so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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