OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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