yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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