Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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