windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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