3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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