am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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