Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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