The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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