I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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