How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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