i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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