Umm I'm too high to move.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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