Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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