marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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