Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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