I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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