I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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