People in love make me want to vomit
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Boobs speak an international language.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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