its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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