North Korea, Best Korea!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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