Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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