I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
whose parrot is this?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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